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Avoid the frustration of potholed roads on your vehicle with this humorous reminder. Our I'm Not a Shit Driver I'm Avoiding Potholes sign is a clever way to poke fun at yourself for not driving carefully.

Made from durable, 14 x 14 cm yellow diamond vinyl, this sign features a bold message in a bright color that will grab attention on your windshield or rear window. The suction cup attachment ensures it stays securely in place, even during unexpected pothole encounters.

This witty sign is perfect for anyone who wants to lighten up their driving routine and avoid the drama of road repairs. It's also a great conversation starter at car gatherings, parking lots, or anywhere you'd like to make a humorous comment about your driving skills. So why wait? Get ready to avoid potholes with our I'm Not a Shit Driver sign!